Oops! I did it again

I went down the wrong spur unfortunately she assumed the position as per our monthly agreement. Unfortunately I was unable to apprehend the culprit with a citizens arrest because I have no idea what laws were broken or who’s land it was. I think government land so it would of been a confusing citizens arrest.

I have no idea what’s going on but if you think the retarded excuse that I would call it rape due to a unknown condition I find humorous. If that ment you can never have sex again for the rest of your life Im sure allot of doctors would get smacked around after a dumb ass comment like that. So buddy you can’t have sex ever again because of what? No threats here just wondering if one is arrogant enough to make that claim.

Any who another uneventful day and miss identification.

Yours truly, Never upset (unless potential sex is obscurded with retarded legal jargon and some moronic mission debriefing which I wish I could of got that far but then never talk!)


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